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6/17/2012

《傳說中的221B米字旗抱枕》團購全記錄

說到 Baker Street 221B 室,就兩個東西最讓我念念不忘:Mr. Scull & Miss 米字旗抱枕。


Mr. Scull 和他的朋友
Miss 米字旗抱枕....
.....和她的歸宿

實質上的 Mr. Scull 肯定是非賣品了,還好抱枕是買得到的。


網拍上能找的的抱枕,看起來都不大對.... 


淘寶上能找到的樣式
台灣網拍能找到的樣式


唯一長得最像、最有質感的應該就是Peter兔的抱枕了。據說原價$900,特價期可用$600買到。

彼德兔乳膠米字旗抱枕

但是....但是..........上面多了一隻兔子我就是覺得不對味。我就是想要,John坐椅裡的那一個。然而如果透過代購,價格竟然從 $1,300 ~ $1,800不等。老實說我雖然真的很愛抱枕小姐,但一個要價超過四個小朋友我就買不下手了。


就這樣猶猶豫豫了一陣子,我總是不時的尋找還有誰在賣抱枕,直到加入粉絲團才在姐妹們的幫助下找到原廠抱枕的名字:Evans Lichfield Union Jack Traditional Tapestry Cushion

國外網站我只跟amazon消費,amazon.uk有賣真是太完美了。抱枕單價£12.49,用50的匯率(後來發現這個推估過高)進行了簡易的試算,發現如果一次買10個抱枕,價格可以低於四個小朋友。

買一個 > 成本價 £35.07(約台幣$1753)
Order Summary
Items: £12.49
Postage & Packing: £22.58
Total before VAT: £35.07
VAT: £0.00
Order Total: £35.07


買兩個 > 成本價 £25 (約台幣$1250)
Order Summary
Items: £24.98
Postage & Packing: £24.17
Total before VAT: £49.15
VAT: £0.00
Order Total: £49.15


買五個 > 成本價 £21 (約台幣$1050)
Order Summary
Items: £62.45
Postage & Packing: £28.94
Total before VAT: £91.39
VAT: £0.00
Import Fees Deposit £14.24
Order Total: £105.63


買十個 > 成本價 £18.7 (約台幣$953)
Order Summary
Items: £124.90
Postage & Packing: £36.89
Total before VAT: £161.79
VAT: £0.00
Import Fees Deposit £25.20
Order Total: £186.99


不過這種東西要開團購....我要去哪找到剩下那八顆的買主啊?當時我很難想像除了粉絲還有誰會想買這玩意(尤其它真的不便宜),最後只好心一橫,找粉絲團裡的其實都沒見過面算不上認識的姐妹們團購。因為匯率和手續費之類的問題我也無從定價,收多了要退收少了要補超麻煩的,只好決定先不收錢,唯一的把握就是萬一有人跑單,我相信如果是原廠抱枕的現貨一定賣得掉,只是還要拍賣麻煩而已。


--如果能用可接受的價格迎娶兩顆原廠米字旗抱枕,麻煩一點是小事。


粉絲團裡的姐妹出乎意料之外的捧場 >/////<。兩天左右就招滿八顆抱枕的未來主人了。


接著,6/2下單 > 6/5 從英國出發(UPS) > 6/7 抵達台灣準備運送 > 6/9 已收到抱枕開始發放

本來以為他們搭船,我們要開始漫長的等待了,想不到一轉眼就到台灣了!!!!離奇的是,信用卡也是6/7才入帳……

英磅匯率 46.17 + 手續費1.5% = 成本價$853


抱枕拆成三個箱子分裝運送
還好我地址沒有填公司,不然這實在太顯眼了(艸)
10個抱枕堆在床上的樣子
好想撲上去 >////<
枕頭套的質感超好.............
缺點是只能乾洗!
還有枕芯躺久了就扁了,所以當初才沒吸成真空包運送

背面


後來,我陸續在網站上看到£15.99, £14.99, £12.79各種價格,但是再也沒有看過£12.49這種低價。而(花旗信用卡)英磅匯率也從46.17竄升到46.70。當時下單的時機真是好的不能再好! >w<

最後,放上一張參加團購的姐妹送的可愛小禮物。


我從來沒有做過這種事,沒有預收款項就開團購,下單的人還都是不認識的對象。風險很高,但最後沒有人跑單真是感謝。>////<

願大家從此和抱枕一起過著幸福快樂的日子~~ >w<


6/12/2012

《即刻停班停課》- 2012-06-12 大雨+災情小記

前幾天一直在臉書上看到南部的朋友喊著「下大雨了」,語氣隱隱含著憂懼。很快的南部開始有災情出現,但台北還是一貫的悶熱。

中南部水深,北台灣火熱的狀況直到昨晚終於統合為一。台北終於也開始下大雨了。

06/11晚上睡前看到氣象局的鄭明典主任發了一張照片,讓我睡得很不安好。


「這個系統目前移動緩慢」、「今晚有許多人加班為我們把關」、窗外雷雨交加完全沒有停歇....我打了個電話回家,聲音裡也開始出現之前在朋友FB上看到過的憂懼。


睡了一覺起床,雨勢還是很大。我猶豫著,最後放棄機車決定搭車上班。路上看到鄭主任在透早又發了兩張照片。

「已不知該說什麼了……」
分析統計上「最壞的情況」…

台灣在哪我都認不出來了.....看起來好像很嚴重。

看著窗外,我的上班路線倒是沒看到什麼災情,但車子移動的速度比我遇過最嚴重的塞車還慢。 我繼續在網上閒逛著,突然看到「台北市下午停班停課」的消息。

MD我看到這個消息一點都不開心!!!!下午才停班停課是什麼意思?那我現在是要怎麼辦?想辦法塞到公司,那時也不知道是幾點了,然後就待那麼一下就回家嗎?!!!

我那時上班的路線還完成不到一半。我打個電話給主管,她倒是直接叫我不要來上班了:「 災情很嚴重,除了妳之外還有一些人也到不了公司。」

可是不管放不放假我還是卡在路上動彈不得。然後我又花了半小時從車陣裡脫困跑去改搭捷運回家。在回家的路上看到行政命令變成「台北市即刻停班停課」。



我那時候的不爽變成「MD你早點說我就不用出來卡在路上了啊!!(翻桌)」

在這種時候只有惡搞圖片可以微微慰藉受傷的心靈了....
三位入鏡的路人充份表達了我的心聲



回到家後雨也變小了,不過我想很多人要開始進行善後工作了。FB上開始出現許多災情分享。 

中壢火車站地下道
五股往蘆洲的成蘆橋
不知道是哪一個交流道,一整個看起來像水道
樹林收費站旁的公務便道
若不是遠方的分隔島我還以為這是條河....

龜山工業區,HTC跟可口可樂公司都中獎了
不知道是哪裡,來不及宣洩的大水用噴的找出口
台北市基隆河路的慘況(I)
台北市基隆河路的慘況(II)
義交在台北市基隆河路抓到鯰魚!!
傳說中的輔大「中美湖」
今日限定!!輔大「中美湖」戶外泳池開放中~
(據說旁邊就是室內泳池館)


中原大學力行宿舍
聽說在學海狗?
疑似板橋大漢橋下
就算要開放高架橋停車也上不去!
低底盤公車行過淹水區,還能動真了不起,簡直像艘船!
影片看這邊

屏科大的淡定畢業照
有這種畢業照真的會永生難忘 XD




這應該是我人生中的第一次,不是因為颱風但是放氣候假--希望沒有下次了!







6/02/2012

[Sherlock] S1E3 ‘The Great Game’ 隨片講評 (3)

OS: 貼圖會拖慢速度可是....翻譯這麼無聊的事不搭配貼圖調劑一下要怎麼撐完全場啊 >w<
(紅色是我看不懂的,綠色是我的OS,原文參考用,會加上我自己的理解)


 

Watching the young man wearing the bomb in the middle of a busy London street, Mark says he remembers the film An American Werewolf in London where the werewolf was in Piccadilly Circus and the film crew actually filmed it on an ordinary night. Mark thought, “You couldn’t do that now,” but they managed it.

劇情來到有個年輕人大衣裡被綁了炸彈站在繁忙的倫敦街頭。


他就在這邊站八小時都沒人多看兩眼?(重點誤 XD)


Mark提到一部1981年的電影《An American Werewolf in London》,狼人就出現在倫敦市的Piccadilly Circus街頭而且還在平常的夜晚進行拍攝。「現在沒辦法這樣做了。」不過他們還是想辦法做到了。


Piccadilly Circus
有沒有覺得很眼熟? ^^

Sherlock的片頭啊~~
我一直以為TDK跟SANYO有付Sherlock劇組廣告費
看樣子他們本來就一直在那個看板打廣告
這齣戲紅成這樣當初買那個版位也太划算了!

Seeing the scene where they go to look at Ian Monkford’s abandoned car, Benedict says, “That’s real water, folks, and our feet were really wet. Hurrah!”

劇情來到一行人去檢視 Ian Monkford 的棄車。BC說:「那是真的水啊各位,我們的雙腳都濕透了。Hurrash!」


看起來很像一行人從水上飄過...



He and Martin agree that it was the coldest day of filming, and the costume supervisor got so ill with the cold that she turned blue and collapsed in Benedict’s arms. They were filming in a ruin in Deptford and there was nowhere to escape the weather.

他和Martin都認為那天是拍攝期裡最冷的一天,服裝組組長還重病到臉色發紫然後暈倒在BC懷裡(靠!!!!!!!!!!!!!!我也想病到在你懷裡啊~(夠了)。他們在Deptford的一個廢墟拍攝,完全無法避開這可怕的天氣。

Benedict:
下次讓 Sherlock 去巴哈馬辦案吧拜託!
Let’s do ‘Sherlock goes to the Bahamas’ please!
Martin:
或像 Rupert 說的,《宮廷謀殺案》。
As Rupert said, ‘Murder at the Palace’.
Benedict:
或是《鋪著地毯的密室謀殺案》。
‘Murder in a Carpeted Interior’.

來一張廢墟空照圖,看起來蠻可怕的地方

Mark: “Now here’s a thing, viewers: Anne Kirkbride, who plays Deirdre Barlow in Corrie, famously can’t do tears; she can’t cry on cue. However, Benedict Cumberbatch can. It was either just the cold ...” He breaks off as we see the tears rolling down Sherlock’s face, and he and Martin simultaneously say an awestruck, “Look at that.”

Mark:「精彩的來了各位觀眾:Anne Kirkbride,那個在《Coronation Street》演Deirdre Barlow的女演員,最出名的是她無法直接在鏡頭前流淚。However, Benedic Cumberbatch can。不管是因為很冷還是 ...」他突然中斷,鏡頭正帶到眼淚流下 Sherlock 的臉頰,他和 Martin 異口同聲的讚嘆起來:「你看看!」


猶記得第一次看到他這麼自然的掉淚時,我下巴都快跟著掉了


Mark continues that he loves the coldness of Sherlock in this scene and the way he puts on such a performance to get what he wants and then just drops it instantly.


Mark 接著繼續說到他很愛 Sherlock 在這場戲裏的無情,以及他為了達到目的可以表現出無比的傷心,還隨時可以掉下眼淚。

(Mark在說的時候,Martin好像John上身了一樣,不停的在一旁「wow!」「Look at that!」個不停……XDDD 拍攝時以他站的角度大概看不到BC的臉,這應該是Martin 第一次看到完整的表演)


問到需要的答案,馬上變了一張臉....

立刻轉身離開之外,還邊擦眼淚邊冷酷的分析案情....
說真的,你身邊如果有人真的做得出這種事,請不要跟他靠太近啊....

Benedict: “I think this was one of the most satisfying things to get my teeth into as Holmes because we’re not doing putty noses and silly wigs and sunglasses as disguises, so the idea that he can mercurially change characteristics in order to seduce people into confessing, or just getting what he wants or controlling the situation even, is really very good fun to play.”


BC說:「我想這是扮演 Holmes 最讓人滿意的地方,我們不是用油膩的鼻子、可笑的假髮或太陽眼鏡這類的東西作偽裝(為什麼感覺像在影射同時期的另一個 Holmes 啊....XD),而是他可以隨意改變性格行為以說服、勾引別人,好達到他要的目的,或是控制場面;這些戲中戲演起來真的很有趣。」
 



Benedict comments how much he loves the shot of “our heroes’ silhouettes” as they walk away from the crime scene.

 BC提到他喜歡他們離開犯罪現場時那個「英雄式的背影」鏡頭。

英雄式的手牽手離開犯罪現場 >w<


Mark:
大家都很愛問這個問題,有沒有什麼片場趣事之類的....
People often ask, don’t they, for funny anecdotes ...
Benedict:
那要來說一下那個商標嗎?
Shall we talk about the sign?
Mark: Yeah.
(BC開始止不住的格格笑起來了)
(Benedict starts to giggle.)
Mark: Janus租車公司肯定是個關鍵線索。當我們來到這個出色的、實際上有開業的公司前院時……(這時候的BC顯然用手摀住自己的嘴以免笑太大聲)
Janus Cars is obviously a crucial clue. When we turned up on this excellently dressed real car forecourt ...
(By now, Benedict is apparently burying his giggles behind his hands clapped over his mouth.)
Mark:
....那個美麗的(租車公司)商標設計...."J"和"C"兩個字母分別面向不同方向,好像是兩張臉一樣,it's all right. 但是它很瘦,你只看得到‘anus ars’ ,最後只得緊急把字母加粗!
... the beautiful design [of the Janus Cars sign] ... the ‘J’ and the ‘C’ are facing away from each other like double faces, it’s all right. But it was very thin. All you could see was ‘anus ars’ and it was an emergency thing to thicken the lettering!



大概是在說掛在牆上那個商標....
(也許玻璃上的也被修過了)



Mark says that Paul Albertson, who played Mr Ewart, reminded him very much of Oliver Tobias, and reckons that he could play him in the biopic ... or “the Tobiaspic.” “Write it!” suggests Martin.


Mark 說飾演 Mr. Ewart 的演員 Paul Albertson,一直讓他聯想到 Oliver Tobias,Paul 大概可以在 Oliver 的傳記電影中扮演他本人,或是 《Tobias記》之類的片子。「快寫吧!」Martin建議。


Paul Albertson as Mr. Ewart
某個角度看起來也有那麼一點點像索爾...

Oliver Tobias



Mark:
你想你扮演的 Sherlock Holmes 會想抽菸斗,或是抽菸嗎?
Did you want to smoke a pipe, or even cigarettes, as Sherlock Holmes?

Benedict (pompously):
(傲慢樣) 不會。抽煙對身體不好。
No. Smoking’s bad for you.
Martin (giggling):
(竊笑)你確定是這個答案?!
Ain’t that the truth?!
Mark:
你會這麼說真有意思。(據側面瞭解....BC似乎是個大菸槍 @@)
Interesting you say that.
Benedict:
為啥,因為他後來又開始抽了嗎?
Why, because he’s on the cigarettes again in the next one?
Mark:
你是說你自己,還是 Sherlock?
You mean you, or Sherlock?!
 

Benedict continues that it would have looked weird if he had been smoking a pipe.

BC在這邊支支唔唔不知要講什麼 XD,後來說如果他(應該是指Sherlock了)拿個菸斗抽煙看起來會很奇怪。(的確,不過直接抽菸看起來超帥啊啊啊啊)


Benedic Cumberbatch提醒您:吸煙有害健康!
(毫無說服力啊 >w<)

To Be Continue.....再兩章完結(希望).....

5/31/2012

[Sherlock] S1E3 ‘The Great Game’ 隨片講評 (2)

忍不住囉唆:成名前的隨片講評好歡樂真的....這時候的BC感覺好自在啊~>w<~
(紅色是我看不懂的,綠色是我的OS,原文參考用,會加上我自己的理解,日後會陸續補上圖片)


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Mark says that years ago he wrote down a list of things he would love to include if he ever did a Sherlock Holmes story and one of the things was “221C”.The Five Orange Pips is a famous Sherlock Holmes story but it’s never been done on TV before because the Ku Klux Klan are behind it, so producers have tended to avoid it.

5個橘子籽的典故來自原著有名的故事,但因為牽扯到3K黨所以從來沒有被搬上電視螢幕過,製作人原想避開這段。

“Tell us about Rupert Graves, Benedict,” coaxes Mark in a strange American accent. Adopting the same accent, Benedict recites, “Rupert Graves is good at football and has five children ...” then he loses the accent and adds, “Well, the fifth on the way. He’s fantastic.” He continues on but keeps drifting into describing Lestrade instead of Rupert.

「來聊聊 Rupert Graves (Lestrade警長) 吧,BC。」Mark用一種奇怪的美國口音勸誘著。用著相同的怪口音,BC背誦似的回答了:「Rupert Graves很會踢足球而且有五個小孩....」然後他的怪口音突然沒了,接著道:「Well,第五個快出生了。他太美妙了。」他接著說 Lestrade 對 Homes很有耐心,後來才想到要聊的是Rupert 演員而不是 Lestrade 警探 XD。

[Can I just interject here and say that it’s becoming increasingly difficult to concentrate on typing this, because every time I stop to listen to what the three of them are saying, Benedict’s deep voice is literally vibrating through the desk and is making me go all unnecessary!]

[聽寫這整部講評的作者突然插話,說到要專心聽打真是越來越困難了,因為他每次停下打字想聽清楚這三個人在講什麼時,BC低沉的嗓音就害這一切努力都變的多餘!]
(我瞭....T^T)

Mark says it was interesting casting Rupert as Lestrade because “traditionally he’s a ratty-faced and rather resentful character” but he’s a very good detective, and Mark and Steven said that if Sherlock Holmes wasn’t around, it would be Lestrade’s series.

Benedict agrees that there’s always a need to justify why you’re re-making Sherlock Holmes into yet another series and that, in bringing it into the twenty-first century,
“if you have a persona and a physical presence as gorgeous and adept as Rupert and his Lestrade, then it means that there is another level to detective work which Holmes does bring, that it does supersede the normal police procedure.”

He points out Lestrade’s clothing, adding, “There’s a lot going on; there’s a personal history. I bet he’s got a drinking problem and a failed relationship or two.” “Are we still on Rupert, or Lestrade?!” asks Martin.


「他就像顆鑽石。」Mart這樣形容Rupert,並說到選 Rupert 來演 Lestrade 很有趣,因為「傳說中他長得獐頭鼠目而且脾氣不佳」,但他是個非常好的警探,Mark 和 Steven 甚至認為若沒有 Sherlock,這完全就是 Lestrade 的影集了。

BC認為應該要澄清一下「為什麼要做一個21世紀Serlock Holmes」。「假如這世上真有這樣一號人物可以像 Rupert 演的 Lestrade 一樣華麗而熟練,那表示 Holmes 給偵查工作帶到了另一個層次,就是它確實取代了警方辦案的常規。(老實說我不懂他想表達啥,因為戲裡的 Lestrade 我真的看不出有什麼美貌以外的特長 @@)」

他突然提到Lestrade的服裝(這人的思想真的很跳躍 @@):「這可以看出很多個人事跡。我打賭他有酗酒的問題而且搞砸了一兩段親秘關係。」「我們現在是在聊 Rupert 還是Lestrade?」Martin問。「……呃……Lestrade!」BC竟然想了一下才回應 XD。


Mark says that years ago he wrote down a list of things he would love to include if he ever did a Sherlock Holmes story and one of the things was “221C”.

Mark說到好幾年前他列了一張清單,上面寫了如果他有機會製作「Sherlock Holmes」的話一定要放上來的幾件事,而其中一件就是「221C室」。

Benedict gives a mention to the script supervisor who read the lines of the woman in the car off-camera while they were filming in 221C. She got so much into the role that she was actually crying, and she did it several times, leaving the actors humbled by her performance. The location of the room was a drive of an hour and a half away; it was a really unpleasant damp place and Mark found a Bay City Rollers scarf there.


BC特別提到他們在221C拍攝時,那個為車裡的女人在鏡頭外念台詞的場記。她超投入這個角色而且真的哭了,還配合反覆拍了好幾次,讓演員都為她的表演感到自卑。那個房間的實際位址遠在一個半小時的車程之外,是個濕得讓人很不愉快的地方,而Mark在那邊發現一件「海灣城市搖滾客合唱團」(Bay City Rollers)的圍巾。

中間有一小段,BC提了一個做隨片講評的疑問不知道是啥 @@。這是他第一次為DVD做隨片講評。(很隨性的到處自爆不知道是天性還是第一次的關係....XD)


Many of the shots of Sherlock in the lab testing the shoes were filmed on the day that Martin was injured. It was the third day of filming: on the second day they had almost been snowed in at a morgue in Merthyr Tydfil; and on the third day Martin was leaving his Freeway (presumably his trailer?), slipped on some icy steps “and came down like a sack of spuds” and had to have that day off. They filmed all the close-up work on Sherlock that they could and then they returned to finish filming that scene on the last day before Martin had his hair cut to film episode 2.

 

 “There’s a song in that, the way you were describing it,” says Benedict, then starts singing, “Freeman fell out of his Freeway on his way to ...” “Are you on drugs?!” Martin demands incredulously. “You know my mantra, Martin,” says Mark. “All actors who play Sherlock Holmes go mad. Benedict Cumberbatch has stolen a march by coming in fully formed!” “Charmant!” says Benedict indignantly, adding, “So speaks the writer and Mycroft!”

好幾個Sherlock在實驗室檢驗鞋子的鏡頭是Martin受傷那天拍的。那是拍攝的第三天:第二天他們差點被大雪淹沒在 Merthyr Tydfil 的停屍間,然後第三天Martin在離開他的 Freeway
(他的拖車?)準備去上妝時,在結冰的階梯上滑倒了,「像一袋土豆一樣滾下來」他那天只好請假,然後跟BC說:「你只能自己來了,假裝我在這裡把他演完。」他們盡可能的多拍一些Sherlock的特寫,並且想辦法在Martin為第二集剪頭髮以前回來把它拍完(Martin:我一拍完這幕就去把頭髮剪短了)。

「你描述的那個情節,是不是有首歌...」BC在中間突然想到什麼似的,說著說著就哼起來了:「Freeman fell out of his Freeway on his way to ...」「你是嗑藥嗑high了嗎?!」Martin質問他。「No.....NO~!」BC想解釋,Mark已經開始吐槽了:「Martin你知道我的口頭禪是啥嗎,就是所有演Sherlock的演員都會變瘋子。BC基本上已經完全變態(請參考會脫蛹而出的昆蟲)了!」「嘖!Charmant!」BC憤慨的補充:「我看編劇跟Mycroft也有一樣的問題吧!」
 

The lab is in Cardiff University. They give praise to the Director of Photography, Steve Lawes, who made the room more interesting with jars of coloured water which had no scientific function but made the place look less sterile. “It’s good to look good when one’s looking in a microscope,” muses Benedict.

實驗室位在Cardiff大學。他們對攝影導演 Steve Lawes 讚不絕口,他在房間裡擺了一些裝了沒有化學作用的各色顏料水罐子,讓整個地方看起來不那麼單調而有趣的多。「一個人在看顯微鏡的樣子可以這麼好看真是很不錯。」BC說。

“Loo Brealey and Andrew Scott here,” says Martin at the arrival of Molly and Jim. “... together at last,” adds Mark. Putting on a dramatic movie trailer voice, Martin continues, “Scott! Brealey! Together At Last!”

Mark says the idea of Jim came about when they were filming Molly in the pilot. Mark was watching the monitors and said, “She should have a boyfriend and Sherlock works out he’s gay and just destroys her.”


「Loo Brealey (Molly) 和 Andrew Scott (Moriarty) 來了。」Martin在Molly和Jim出現的時候說道。「....終於在一起了。」Mark補充。Martin像在配預告片旁白一樣繼續:「Scott!Brealey!終於在一起了!」

Mark說Jim出現的點子是在 Pilot 那集拍攝 Molly 的戲時想到的。Mark看著螢幕說:「她應該要有一個男朋友然後Sherlock看出他是個gay一整個讓她崩潰。」

Benedict asks if he can mention “tacky stuff if you’re interested in that kind of thing.” The ‘flashback’ moments during Sherlock’s deduction about Jim were filmed on “an SLR – a normal hand-held camera.” He thinks it’s a great mixture of techniques used to see through Sherlock’s eyes.

He adds that Paul McGuigan and Steve Lawes, the Director and Cinematographer, are very clever people. Martin bursts out with “McGuigan! Lawes! Together At Last!” “They should write the song about Freeman falling out of his Freeway,” says Benedict. “And then film the video!” suggests Martin.

BC問他能不能聊一下那些「俗氣的東西如果你有興趣聽的話」。那些Sherlock對Jim的推理鏡頭是用「SLR-一種普通的手持攝影機(HD的)」拍的。他認為透過混用這些拍攝技巧來呈現Sherlock眼中的世界是很棒的事。

他補充說道,導演
Paul McGuigan 和攝影導演 Steve Lawes 是非常聰明的人。Martin突然就爆出一句:「McGuigan! Lawes! 終於在一起了!」「他們兩真該寫一首 《Freeman摔下Freeway》的歌。」BC說。「然後拍成影片!」Martin建議。

Mark points out that even Arthur Conan Doyle found it difficult to keep going with the complicated deduction scenes in his books, and Mark also found it hard writing the deduction scene with the shoes. He sat with a pair of his own shoes and tried to work out what he might be able to deduce by looking at them. He also wrote the name tag bit because there was a boy at school who they used to take the mickey out of because he had his name on things like his towels when he was too old for such things.

Mark指出柯南道爾發現要在書中一直呈現複雜的推理情節是很困難的事,而Mark自己也發現在寫那場鞋子推理戲頗困難。他和自己的鞋子坐在一起,試圖想出他光看著它能從這上面推理出什麼。他也寫了一點姓名標籤的事,因為他們從前曾在學校嘲笑某個男孩,因為他年紀已經夠大了但還老在毛巾之類的東西上面標上姓名標籤。

“Can I make a confession very quickly?” asks Benedict. “I still have some socks and towels from school that have my name on them! It’s embarrassing. I actually once did an interview with somebody and they said, ‘Your name tag’s sticking out of your shirt,’ and this was when I was twenty-six! It was a white school shirt that I still owned! Oh, a pathetic life.” “Why do you still have pants and socks from school?” asks Mark. “I didn’t say pants!” protests Benedict. “I’m imagining it, though!” says Mark. Benedict continues that he still had socks from school for the same reason that men get socks for Christmas: because blokes don’t think of buying socks very often. “I do!” says Martin, and Mark agrees. “We can’t say where we get them from, though,” says Mark. “But can you not say it and then say, ‘There are other outlets’?” asks Benedict. “There are other detectives,” says Mark.

「我可以快速的告解一下嗎?」BC問。「我到現在還有些學生時期
標我的名字的襪子和毛巾!這實在很丟臉。我還有次做訪問時遇到有人跟我說:『你襯衫上的名字標籤跑出來了!』而那時我已經26歲了!那是一件白色的學校襯衫而我還留著!喔!這真是太可悲了!」「你為什麼還留著學生時代的褲子跟襪子?」Mark問。「沒有褲子!我可沒提到褲子!是襪子!」BC抗議,「我只是猜想。」Mark說。BC說他留著那些學生時代的襪子都是因為同一個理由:只有聖誕節才有襪子可以進帳,因為男人不會記得要買襪子。「我會!」Martin和Mark馬上反駁了這個說法,說到他們平常採購襪子的習性如何如何。「剛剛已經提到襪子的牌子了,我們不能再透漏是在那間賣場買的。」「但你能不能不用說然後就說『還有別間賣場』就好?」BC問。「還有別的偵探。」Mark說。

“Mark, I’d like to ask a question,” says Martin seriously. “OK,” replies Mark, as if bracing himself. “What’s the fastest land mammal?” asks Martin, cracking Benedict up. Martin then asks the real question about how Mark and Steven decided on the tone of the show. It’s dark – though not as dark as Cracker or Messiah but it’s not ‘jaunty’ either – and Martin wonders what Mark’s and Steven’s plan was.


「Mark,我想問個問題。」Martin嚴肅的說。Mark深呼吸了一下,好像在鼓起勇氣之後才回答:「OK。」「什麼是陸地上速度最快的哺乳動物?」Martin問了,害BC崩潰爆笑。「是豹吧我想。」Mark還真的回了 XD。Martin接著問出真正的問題:Mark和Steven是怎麼決定這部戲的步調的?它是黑暗的-雖然不像 Cracker 或 Messiah那麼黑暗,但也不輕快。Martin好奇Mark和Steven的打算是什麼。

Mark thinks that it’s come out darker than they originally intended, and that if they do any more it’s something to bear in mind. He wonders if it’s anything to do with the episodes being 90 minutes long and therefore there being more of an epicness to them. He thinks that there’s room for more comedy, in particular relationship comedy, in future episodes but everyone agrees that that wouldn’t have been appropriate here.


"We could do one where we go on a weekend break together,” suggests Benedict. Mark says, “I remember someone saying when Doctor Who came back, incredibly posing the question, ‘How come they always turn up where something strange and interesting is happening?’ Well, why d’ you think?! Because the episode where they go to Margate isn’t very interesting!”

Mark覺得拍出來的結果是比他們原先想要的還要黑暗;大概跟題材有關,第一集跟第三集都是連續殺手的故事,而這是一個 90分鐘的影集,要精彩而且印象深刻只有把它搞黑一點,耍多一點手段,他們已經盡量用輕快的配樂來調和氣氛。他認為在喜劇情節的部份還有很大的發展空間,但現在這集不太適合,也許在未來別集會有,特別是兩人關係的喜劇(relationship comedy)」。(一定要的啊啊啊 >w<)


「可以做一集兩人一起去個什麼地方渡假的(啊啊啊~獵犬集就是這樣來的嗎?!XDDD)。」BC建議。Mark說:「我記得《Doctor Who》回來時有人提到:『他們怎麼有辦法每次都在有怪事發生的時候出現?』」(後面的句子不懂真正的意思 @@)

Lestrade’s office at Scotland Yard was filmed in a part-empty office building. The show’s production offices were based there as well.

Lestrade的蘇格蘭場辦公室是在一個部份空曠(part-empty)的辦公大樓拍的。劇組的辦公室基地也在那棟大樓。

Mark (as Sally Donovan walks into Lestrade’s office):
Here’s the lovely Vinette Robinson.
(在Sally Donovan走進Lestrade辦公室時)可愛的 Vinette Robinson 出現了。
Benedict:
The brilliant Vinette Robinson. She’s good in it, isn’t she? Wonderful.
聰明的 Vinette Robinson,她可真棒不是嗎?
Martin:
Eh, marry her, then.
呃,那娶她吧。
Benedict:
I don’t think Olivia will let me!
我不覺得 Olivia(BC當時的女友)會答應這件事!

(因為很感傷所以決定在這裡暫告一段落.....Q^Q)

[News] How Simon Pegg became a big fish

How Simon Pegg became a big fish

He works with his heroes, lives out his childhood fantasies, and has real Hollywood clout. And the ‘nerd’ from Gloucester’s stock is still rising


  1. 這小標下的真好。人生如此,弗復何求?
  2. 沒打算全文翻譯,只是留個記錄。
  3. BC在新的 Star Trek不是演Kahn!
  4. Simon & Nick & Wright的第三部曲《The World’s End》終於開始動工了!!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/9285164/How-Simon-Pegg-became-a-big-fish.html

In the darkened interior of Shepperton Studios in Surrey, Simon Pegg wraps a robe around his fatigued body, stretches back on his personal recliner, and lets his entourage minister to his every need. Right now, this means a make-up artist tending to his tired eyes and a PR scuttling over with a message to the effect that, “we’ve had a note from Bruce’s people that he is supportive of the project”. Nearby lingers a former rock star and scion of an acting dynasty, hanging on his every word. But he’ll have to wait — Pegg is having his nails done. Next: a hairdo.

The actor/writer scrolls through his ever-present iPhone. What’s this? Another A-lister has been in touch? Yes indeed — Rastamouse is free for a meeting.

“Yup,” the actor nods coolly, “that’s the kind of company I keep these days.” It seems the Caribbean-accented rodent star of CBeebies is one of Pegg’s circle — probably because of Pegg’s infant daughter. “We met Mr Tumble the other week, too, at Legoland. He was ever so nice. He said someone who used to be Laurel and Hardy’s dresser got in touch and said he was a big fan of his slapstick.” Outside, it is August 2011, and wet. Inside it is day 23 on the 29-day shoot of A Fantastic Fear Of Everything, a small-scale British film in which Pegg plays lead character Jack, a children’s author-turned-paranoid slovenly wreck.

Pegg – last “seen” on-screen playing a Thompson twin in Steven Spielberg’s 3D, motion-capture Tintin – has worked hard to make this oddball comic film come to fruition. He’s been involved from its earliest days, and his association helped secure the support of Universal, the studio with whom Pegg made Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz and Paul. Now he’s crammed filming of AFFOE into the hair’s breadth gap in his schedule between completing work with Tom Cruise on Mission: Impossible — Ghost Protocol and beginning preparations to join, once more, the crew of the Starship Enterprise.

Today, grey suburban London in a mock-up of a ramshackle flat full of Victoriana tat. Tomorrow, Tom’s private jet and a transfer to the shiny deep space of JJ Abrams’s second Star Trek reboot. Even if he weren’t best friends with Coldplay’s Chris Martin, life for Simon Pegg – solidly middle class, Gloucester-born son of a civil servant and a musician – would be good.
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But be reassured, Spaced fans: Pegg has not “gone LA”. Not quite. Not yet. The recliner is a decrepit sunlounger, matched only in shabbiness by the robe, a dressing gown of indeterminate vintage and design. The make-up artist is here to render his eyes not effervescent and twinkly, but more pouchy and red-raw. And on the set of AFFOE, “having his nails done” means having muck, grime and greasepaint crammed under the talons Pegg has been ordered to grow out – the better to mirror Jack’s disintegrating mental state and awful personal hygiene. The hairdo is more a hair-don’t, but the straggly ginger beard is the actor’s own.

The aforementioned Bruce is Bruce Robinson, author/screenwriter of Withnail & I, and also of Paranoia In The Launderette, the 1998 novella on which AFFOE is based. And that rock star/acting-royalty offspring is Crispian Mills, frontman with Britpop era also-rans Kula Shaker, son of actress Hayley Mills and director Roy Boulting, and grandson of Sir John Mills. The 39 year-old is co-directing AFFOE with Chris Hopewell, a Bristol-based animator who has worked on videos for the likes of Radiohead and The Killers.

“I’m totally amazed by Crispian because at first I was like, well, that’s the Kula Shaker guy,” admits Pegg of the first-time film-maker. He’s known Mills socially for more than a decade, courtesy of the actor’s wife Maureen. She worked for the band’s record label in Glasgow, her hometown – which also explains Pegg’s facility with the Scottish accent of the Enterprise’s chief engineer, Montgomery “Scotty” Scott.

“But of course,” Pegg continues, “when you actually think about it for a second, of course he’s good at this – ’cause it’s in his blood. His mum came in to see us and was like, ‘I know this place’. She filmed [1966 comedy] The Family Way here, and actually met Roy Boulting on that bloody stage!”

Mills’s initial idea for AFFOE was a short film, based on Robinson’s 43-page novella. His character Jack is trying to escape the long shadow cast by his success as a children’s author by writing Decades Of Death, a series of TV plays that are based on true-life Victorian-era murderers. But his research into the terrible crimes of The Hendon Ogre and Long Ear have loosened Jack’s grip on reality. Now he imagines knife-wielding fiends in every corner of his fetid flat.

Mills then re-imagined his script as an hour-long TV drama. Pegg told him that if he expanded it further, into a feature film, then he’d be interested in taking the role of Jack. “So Crispian went off and came up with this third act. It’s one of the most interesting and ingenious scripts I’ve ever read,” Pegg says with genuine marvel of a screenplay that also encompasses stop-motion interludes overseen by Hopewell. “From such a little tale, this wilfully short story, it’s expanded into this sort of epic!” the leading man beams.

It’s showtime on set. Pegg bounds into the mock-up of Jack’s flat. Hopewell, who is also the film’s production designer, has imagined the chaotic interior as a reflection of Jack’s tortured mind. He has also, he acknowledges, imagined it in part-homage to the interior of Withnail’s Camden flat, notably the legendarily toxic kitchen sink – “a big nod”, Hopewell says.

Half-a-dozen or so crew gather around Pegg as he careens from taps to table to cooker, attempting to wash and dry Jack’s meagre wardrobe. The actor is juggling knife, basin full of suds, socks, pants and hob controls, all the while ranting away to himself. Any minute now, the oven will explode in his face. It’s a kinetic, clownish performance, one that harks back to Pegg’s early days as a stand-up while a drama student at Bristol University, and on the small-screen in Spaced, the cult late-Nineties Channel 4 sitcom written by the actor with co-star Jessica Stevenson and directed by Edgar Wright (director of Shaun and Hot Fuzz).

Then Pegg is back in his recliner. What should we call AFFOE? A gothic comedy? “Yeah. It’s different to anything I’ve done before. I mean, I’d hesitate to call it a comedy – we came up with this idea of psycho-comedy, a play on psychodrama, ’cause it is funny. But it’s also pretty scary.”

Zoom forward – because that’s how Pegg’s life is going these days – to May 2012. It’s 8.30am in the Sunset Tower hotel in Los Angeles. Assiduous sometime Hollywood player that he now is, Pegg should have been in the gym already. But he’s full of flu, so an interview it is.

Last week Pegg, 42, finally wrapped shooting on the second new Star Trek film, the follow-up to the almost $400million-grossing 2009 blockbuster. Scotty’s hair, it can be revealed with some authority, retains the same dyed dark hue of three years ago. What else can he tell us about it? Not much, it seems. “This time we had the benefit of being able to hit the ground running – we spent some time in the first one re-establishing the characters. Now we have a fully set-up group of people that we can just get on with straight away. So it ups the ante slightly, and we’ve all had more to do. So it’s totally incumbent on us to not drop the ball. It would be a disaster if it wasn’t as good as – or better than – the first one.” Is there more screen time for Scotty? “He’s in it from the beginning. In the last one I was the last member of the crew to be ‘discovered’ and brought in. So in this one, we’re all together from the top.”

Abrams, the Lost creator, Super 8 director and all-round powerhouse of American TV and film, remembers the thrill of seeing Shaun Of The Dead, Pegg’s “zomromcom”, at the cinema. “I was just blown away by Simon’s sense of humour – but also by his acting skills,” Abrams tells me. “He wasn’t just funny. He was also surprisingly emotional and convincing. I remember thinking, ‘holy s---, this guy can probably do anything’.” Abrams accordingly cast Pegg in his M:I III (2006),“because selfishly I wanted to meet that guy. And I knew he would make any scene he was in better.”

This time, Pegg isn’t the only Brit in the world of Starfleet. Benedict Cumberbatch has been cast as a villain. Pegg is full of praise for Cumberbatch’s baddy, whom he describesas “not just another disgruntled alien. It’s a really interesting… sort of… thing,” he squirms. “Obviously I can’t talk about it.” Given internet rumours that Cumberbatch has been cast as Kirk and Spock nemesis Khan, will this be a very different “wrath of Khan” from the 1982 film of the same name? “It’s not Khan,” replies Pegg, annoyed. “That’s a myth. Everyone’s saying it is, but it’s not.”

Is that misinformation from the famously secretive Abrams camp? “No, I think people just want to have a scoop. It annoys me – it’s beyond the point to just ferret around for spoilers all the time to try to be the first to break them,” says Pegg, a fanboy’s fanboy who wrote an autobiography called Nerd Do Well and who seems to have forgotten that part of the thrill of being a comic book/film/sci-fi fan is about getting as many details as possible in advance. “It just spoils the film,” he complains. “It masquerades as interest in the movie but really it’s just nosiness and impatience. You just want to say, ‘Oh f--- off! Wait for the film!’”

It’s perhaps no shock that, in some regards, Pegg has gone over to The Other Side. The quintessentially British Shaun Of The Dead (2004) and Hot Fuzz (2007), co-written with Wright, were hits on both sides of the Atlantic. The American-set Paul (2011), co-written with old pal and co-star Nick Frost, was directed by Greg Mottola (Superbad) and starred US comedy stalwarts Seth Rogen, Kristen Wiig and Jason Bateman. His roles in the Mission: Impossible and Star Trek franchises have made him part of the furniture in Hollywood.

As his two million-plus Twitter followers will attest, Pegg is assiduous in keeping everyone abreast of his various projects, meetings and hookups with the great and the good of popular culture. It’s one reason why he’s loved being in LA these past five months, even though he, Maureen, their daughter and dog had moved from north London into their new Hertfordshire home only a month before shipping out to the US.

As we speak the women in his life will be arriving back home – they’ve returned to the UK a little earlier than Pegg. It’s been the family’s second sojourn in California: while Pegg was filming Paul in New Mexico two years ago, they all shipped over – even the dog. And, in fact, his daughter “came” – she was born in Los Angeles during filming.

Pegg has never been one to discuss his private life. Nonetheless, he wrote that autobiography – didn’t it open a Pandora’s box for “personal interviews”? “Yeah, that’s the thing, that apparent hypocrisy,” he admits. “But there’s plenty of stuff I don’t talk about. I mention the fact that my parents broke up but I don’t really go into what that was like. And I can always fall back on ‘mind your own f------ business.’”

Pegg is all about the work, which is why LA – a business town – suits him down to the ground. “I don’t have that LA snobbery that some people have. I really like it. Everyone’s doing stuff here. If you want to meet somebody – if you think, ‘oh s---, I’d like to work with that person’ – you can make a phone call and you’ll have dinner. And if you get on, you get a project going. It’s so proactive. Everything’s so in motion, whereas at home it’s a struggle to get anything on the go, because we have so few resources.

“Plus, everybody’s here. It’s where the business is centred. If you want to meet Christopher Guest, you go and have lunch.”

And if you want coffee with Tom Cruise, presumably you can just ring him up, too. Last autumn Pegg undertook a globe-spanning, 10-day, private-jet promotional jaunt in support of the latest, well-received M:I outing. What can he tell us about him? Quite a bit, as it happens.

“I can only go by my experience and he’s just a consummate professional, and very nice person. And kinda regular. I like it when the exterior drops a little and you just see normal Tom Cruise. I watched the Super Bowl with him and watched him get all het up. But he’s extraordinary – a guy who has entirely constructed himself for his business, and that’s why he’s so good at it, and so successful. He applies himself 100 per cent in every facet of his existence.”

With Cruise, of course, public perceptions are “informed” not only by his superstar status, but also by Scientology. But Pegg insists that the actor’s “faith”, in their seven months together, “never came up”. Nor did he see any sign of the “tents” Cruise is said to pitch on sets to practise Scientology.

“You hear all this stuff about shadowy figures on set. But (a) there was not a presence on set and (b) it never came up,” he repeats. “But yeah, it is an odd thing,” he concedes. “But I’m an atheist, so Christian dogma sounds crazy to me as well – just as crazy as Thetans. So it doesn’t really bother me.” What Pegg most admires about Cruise, he says, is his childlike enthusiasm, which means “he gets really stoked. And he loves his job.”

Pegg can understand that. Through talent, perseverance and his own enthusiasm for ideas and projects and networking and collaboration, he’s living the dream. He has both a British comedy career and a Hollywood profile in which he can bring to bear quirky Anglo light-relief on a blockbuster canvas. “Simon has the same sort of qualities of everyman actors like Jack Lemmon,” Edgar Wright notes.

He can do small-screen – this month, before returning home from California, he was spending two weeks playing a Forties-era Jewish comedian in the pilot of LA Noir, a new TV series from Shawshank Redemption director and Walking Dead creator Frank Darabont. And he can do big-screen – in its finished form, A Fantastic Fear Of Everything is ingeniously directed, if a little scattershot, but Pegg throws everything of himself into the role.

Pegg can also get things made – through lending his star-power (AFFOE), or developing them via British production banner Big Talk (in which he’s a partner). Or through creating them himself. This autumn, after spending a summer at home writing a novel (“a stupid comedy adventure, a silly pulp comic, about that heightened version of me”), he, Wright and Frost begin work on The World’s End.

The film is about five friends who reunite after 20 years to go on the mother of all pub crawls. How, if at all, does it relate to Shaun Of The Dead and Hot Fuzz and this much-ballyhooed idea of a trilogy? “I think it makes the three films a trilogy,” he replies, “in that it consolidates some themes and ideas that we started to explore in the first two. Hot Fuzz and Shaun Of The Dead are about the struggle of essentially a small group against a large group, and it’ll continue that forward.” And the layers go deeper still than zombie humour, vigilante parish councils and necking pints. “We’ve said in our most lofty moments that Shaun Of The Dead was about evolution – it was about Shaun becoming something more than he was. Hot Fuzz was about devolution – it was about [super-cop] Nick Angel dumbing himself down to become something else. And World’s End is about revolution, which will be apparent when you see it.” Not that Pegg will be giving away any spoilers, of course.

‘A Fantastic Fear of Everything’ is released on June 8